[what's a lifelong terrible cook supposed to do after he's basically promised someone else cookies? why, go to the only person he knows is a decent cook (and also a decent person at least as far as he's concerned) of course. if he knew christina tosi or some futuristic celebrity chef equivalent he'd have asked her instead, so sorry caroline.]
hey sunshine.
have you perfected cookies in this post-punk world we're in?
i haven't seen anybody with anything chocolate since i got here. there's fake stuff, but i don't know how well that would work in a cookie? it's definitely not semisweet chocolate chips.
well, if you're not afraid of a little experimentation, i'm not afraid of eating said efforts.
we can do that whole test bake off thing where we tweak the ingredients and bake them on the same sheet. find the best option. hopefully not burn the kitchen up in the process.
or you know, it's a sure-fire way to food poisoning and an iv drip
[peter wouldn't normally care, but no spidey powers means no quick healing. so maybe he's being a little cautious, but if they won't even let people make carbonara in little italy with actual egg yolks anymore... is his concern all that misplaced?]
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hey sunshine.
have you perfected cookies in this post-punk world we're in?
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what kind?
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chocolate chip. is this gonna be one of those we need a divine intervention things to make work?
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there's fake stuff, but i don't know how well that would work in a cookie? it's definitely not semisweet chocolate chips.
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we can do that whole test bake off thing where we tweak the ingredients and bake them on the same sheet. find the best option. hopefully not burn the kitchen up in the process.
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but if you get sick from a weird cookie, don't blame me!
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but on the off chance i do get sick, will you at least take me to a hospital?
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[ that seems extreme, peter ]
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[unless they've somehow figured out how to eradicate salmonella in this time period.]
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[ you don't really worry about salmonella when you're already dead.... ]
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[peter wouldn't normally care, but no spidey powers means no quick healing. so maybe he's being a little cautious, but if they won't even let people make carbonara in little italy with actual egg yolks anymore... is his concern all that misplaced?]
oh what the hell. carpe diem, right?
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they're cookies, not gas station burritos
[ caroline would never, but she has been friends with matt and tyler since she was little, and they would. ]
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do they even contain actual food? because i think i read a label once and it said 'cellulose' on it. as in sawdust.