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[mrngstr]

I just wouldn't have thought that different blood types would have a noticeable difference in taste. But I also don't have a full idea of what "taste" itself is like, so I guess I'll just have to take your word for it.

[gasping]

it's my favorite blood type and my personal motto.
it's a whole thing.

[mrngstr]

How is that a motto?

[gasping]

[ furiously googling do computers not get jokes ]

b positive? like, "be positive"?

[mrngstr]

Oh, got it. Very funny.

[gasping]

thank you

[ if you could curtsy through future imessage... ]

[mrngstr]

I'll let you know when everything's set up and explain what you have to do.

And if you come across any other bloodsuckers, send them my way.

[gasping]

i'll try
we're a paranoid bunch, though. comes with the whole fear of getting staked thing.

[mrngstr]

It's still hard to tell if you're just screwing with me, with some of the stuff that you're saying.

[gasping]

it gets weirder, i promise

[ is that supposed to be reassuring??? we just don't know ]

[mrngstr]

Well, like I said, if there are others send them my way. If they start stealing or killing people to get what they need, I'm gonna find out.